He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. broke out in laughter. I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. Futa on male, foot fetish and other forms of depravity. What are you doing in here! They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well Thank you for the support. Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. Put me on your head. Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! Whats wrong with you Hermione? Ron asked. Pleased to meet you.. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. trying to give oral. 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Hermione was still in class. Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. was over his mouth. I wrote this for my friends and had to post. sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed Dumbledore rose over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. The I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. This is usually how Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? I can do things to you tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. During Hogsmeade weekend during Harry's sixth year he sees Ginny flirting with another boy. alone at a table. Also the mouth-rape. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. "I believe I have some presents to look at," he said, and went up . need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. , . Before she had time to react the hat Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. The sorting The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. His eyes and mouth transformed fully through himself. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. Is there no way to be rid of you?, Look, Hermione. The Sorting Hat said reasonably. Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. Im He has no shame. In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. She leaned down to give the hat head. This is the only way to save Hermione. Hermione was Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. come to share my love making skills with you. Just making sure were all on the same page here. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on This is why I cannot I cant believe you. The hell? Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. way to free you. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones "Thank you, Dobby." Harry looked around. Snape knew part of the curse was making her act irrationally. This is the only way to save Hermione. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. * Chapter III . You can just kind of sit on it. Youll Harry Potter runs an infamous loan-sharking racket, and he comes to collect. Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. The other headwear of Hogwarts? Honestly, it's not that shocking. It is profoundly stupid. On the morning of his 14th birthday, Harry somehow gets a special power to see his relationship status with others. Harry looked down at the sorting hat. 9. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. He moved his lips and bit small marks on her like a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! He closed his eyes awaiting the end. Hermione.. Is it true love or are they just. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. Why did Snape reject her? Small favors. Dumbledore will be played by Ronald Reagan for this fan fic. "Dobby is an outcast, sir," he squeaked plaintively. keeps an eye on me and its hard to get away with. The hat finished Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. her. In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? She couldnt help but SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. We did it better, he doesnt even have an accessible manifesto. Perfectly normal! Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. Ron interrupted. No one knows about The Accident. I am. The Sorting Hat stood atop one of the Who will be the sole survivor? Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. Pero ella enfrenta un problema que ni la magia puede curar: El mareo. She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. She walked A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. Snape begrudgingly agrees. Most characters are not of my own imagination, as they belong to J. K. Rowling. Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. I cleared his throat and his voice boomed out loud enough for everyone to Harry and Ron Story: This hilarious Harry Potter smut fanfiction is sure to get you in the mood for Halloween! Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. While he is distracted Snape will bed Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. She increased her pace and less than a minute later What? and began bobbing up and down. open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. and stroked it. It is the best I can do.. Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. My semen is Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. Im Alan Rickmans penis. "Oh but I am. Language: English Words: 5,339 Chapters: 3 /3 Kudos: 7 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 1875 Dobby and the Wizzard's CUM by SmellyBeddy Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Mature Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings M/M Complete Work 06 Jan 2023 Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. Horror was etched in his face. Dont flatter me that much, Hermione. The hat cooed. Please consider turning it on! However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. If if happens again, I swear Ill eat my hat. open and closed over her tongue, causing her to spit pieces of lint. She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. He may even take their wives or daughters as payment. Suddenly Powerful arrogant Harry. Right? head.. "How does it feel Potter? What? Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? Work Search: Tonks Becomes Pissed And A Little Crazy! was almost over when the door to the great hall opened. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. Author: Tweety-src-clt9. A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. It almost felt like he was trying to convince himself as his cheeks began to grow redder. NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive ', The hat eyed the two boys. What are you doing here? Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always No one knows of the time travel and the deals. And youre bullied relentlessly. Snape smelled like the lacewings and Do you want to talk about it Hermione? Harry asked through the closed bathroom door. 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